I was doing the GoogleTwist, searching for a few possible markets for my stuff, when I came across this:
"...I like the provocative descriptions of teasing, tempting and touching, but several stories have strange unsexy punchlines, like a twelve year old boy accidentally jerking off to a photo of his mom in a porno magazine..."
Yeah, that one was me. It's an excerpt from a Broken Pencil review a while back of Canadian-printed, Black Heart Magazine (Issue 3). I had a flash in there called The Vagina Catalogue, but don't feel the need to scope it out... I've just spoiled the ending for you.
PS -- the GoogleTwist is not a real manoeuvre.